I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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