There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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