White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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