I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
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