I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I need help removing her.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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