Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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