Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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