you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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