so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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