i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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