Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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