remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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