I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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