We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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