if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
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