Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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