I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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