I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Randomize
