wrigley field is MILF paradise
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Why can't burritos get me drunk
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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