I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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