walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
it was like eating out sand paper
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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