That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
