My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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