who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
She announced her abortion via fbk
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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