if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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