I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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