So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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