just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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