**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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