I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I just want to make out with him forever
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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