Don't you send me to vm
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
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i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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