I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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