how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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