I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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