***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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