I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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