The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
