yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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