This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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