i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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