I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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