Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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