so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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