doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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