My liver just broke up with me...
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
no you cant smoke seaweed
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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