Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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