i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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