Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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