It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
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