Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
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