If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Holy shit dude........stairs
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