i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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