He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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