Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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