i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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