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so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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